I wish I could tell you that I spent an entire day in the kitchen slaving over a nearly-boiling pot of water perfecting the art of poaching an egg . . . eh, who am I kidding, no I don't. Instead, I Googled and found a great tutorial on egg-poaching from Smitten Kitchen. She's done the hard work for me. So learn from her and then go check out her blog too. It's wonderful!
The Food Whore